just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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