when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it glows. i had to have it.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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