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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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