i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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