I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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