Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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