My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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