we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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