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Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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