I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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