THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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