so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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