and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We got so high we made milksteak
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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