did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Randomize
