thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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