I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
