Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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