i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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