im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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