He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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