Dual....:-)
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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