We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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