ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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