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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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