i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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