His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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