don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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