Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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