It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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