Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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