i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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