i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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