I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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