belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
another moral hangover. fuck.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
try to milk me bitch
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