So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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