i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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