He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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