We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Randomize
