this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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