when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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