But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
