The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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