A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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