she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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