Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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