Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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