TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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