I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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