:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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