The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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