I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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