I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So much Jack, so little girl.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
