i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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