I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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