Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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