The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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