More tranny stories later!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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