i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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