my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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